OmniResearch proudly presents

DirectWC® Communication Tools

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Feel lonely or bored while taking dump? We can help you! Our brand-new family of DirectWC® communication tools designed for especially for your ultimate pleasure!
You will be surprised if you estimate how much time you spend sitting on the throne. Why should you waste your precious time, aimlessly staring around in a rather limited space, and observing annoying wall inscriptions, while you may instantly communicate with your friends or colleagues worldwide? Our recently developed DirectWC® technology, installed in your private or corporate rest room, enables you to be engaged in interesting and useful on-line conversations, discussions and even web surfing, directly from your throne! The experience of a natural act's satisfaction, combined with intellectual, emotional, or "business" pleasure, will boost you with positive energies for the rest of a day. Eventually, you will find your life to be filled with joy and productivity! 

Please see what can happen to a company that does not adopt DirectWC®services...

We are happy to present a first model of DirectWC® workstation, designed by Alexey Soloviev

Below you will find snapshots of various DirectWC® installation stages, taken at OmniResearch Corporate Headquarters. Now, when we are fully wired, the productivity of our research significantly increased. Net traffic in our toilets sometimes exceeds overall fecal masses transfer across our main canalization system! We also have some preliminary results suggesting some interesting correlations between net traffic bit patterns and the dynamics of fecal streams.