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Feel lonely or bored while taking dump? We can help you! Our brand-new family of DirectWC® communication tools designed for especially for your ultimate pleasure!
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You will be surprised if you estimate how much time you spend
sitting on the throne. Why should you waste your precious
time, aimlessly staring around in a rather limited space, and observing annoying
wall inscriptions, while you may instantly communicate with your friends
or colleagues worldwide? Our recently developed DirectWC®
technology, installed in your private or corporate rest room, enables you to
be engaged in interesting and useful on-line conversations, discussions and even web surfing,
directly from your throne! The experience of a natural act's satisfaction,
combined with intellectual, emotional, or "business" pleasure, will boost
you with positive energies for the rest of a day. Eventually, you will
find your life to be filled with joy and productivity!
Please see what can happen
to a company that does not adopt DirectWC®services...
We are happy to present a first model of DirectWC®
workstation, designed by
Alexey Soloviev
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Below you will find snapshots of various DirectWC® installation stages, taken at OmniResearch Corporate Headquarters. Now, when we are fully wired, the productivity of our research significantly increased. Net traffic in our toilets sometimes exceeds overall fecal masses transfer across our main canalization system! We also have some preliminary results suggesting some interesting correlations between net traffic bit patterns and the dynamics of fecal streams.
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